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Hello again everybody … I've been neglecting this poor site something awful, haven't I? But never fear, we're back in business again now, and with a whole new (and rather exciting, if you ask me) feature for you to enjoy: Sex Toy Reviews! Babeland.com was kind enough to invite Things You Can't Ask Mom to join their toy review crew, and I found two other women to help! So, in the coming months, yours truly, along with my sister and our friend the token blonde, will be reviewing the (hopefully) best of the best that Babeland has to offer.

It should be a good mix, between the three of us: I'm easily pleased, but not easily impressed … and I'm bizarrely analytical about everything, including sex toys, so I'll be writing the big, long, detailed reviews. The Sister is not easily pleased, so if a toy gets her off, you'll know it's a good'un. The Blonde is neither easily pleased, NOR easi