Masturbation 101 for Men

Q: how do i do masturbating in the easiest way……..without using any tools or sex toys?………….am a boy……..

Well, if you don't want to use any tools or toys, I hope you don't consider lube (or hand lotion) a "tool" … Not being a boy myself, the consensus of the boys I do know is that your hand is the best option if you don't want to use anything else (unless you're flexible and/or well-endowed enough to give yourself a blow-job).

Some guys put on condoms, and use the gap between the mattress and box spring on their bed as a "partner", or between the couch cushions and couch frame, or lay on top of a pillow and use the gap between the pillow and the bed (the condom is pretty important to prevent chafing if you're using furniture), but compared to the good ol' hand job, I'd hardly call any of those options the "easiest way".

Sorry I don't have a more revolutionary answer for you, but if it ain't broke don't fix it, right?

One Response to “Masturbation 101 for Men”

  1. Lorely says:

    Male masturbation tip even though I am a girl myself:

    Put on a condom, first of all.

    Then, make some jello. if you dont know how, look at the box and if it doesnt say go on google.

    Then, when you made it, take a knife and cut a hole as big as you want.Prefferably small, or small enough so your dick can fit.

    go on your hands and knees and insert your dick in the jello hole.
    There's no pleasure to you, but it will feel like you are sticking your dick in a vagina!

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