Well then, welcome to Things You Can't Ask Mom. We exist for one reason and one reason only: to answer questions about sex. Anything from "can I get pregnant my first time" (yes), to "what is the best way to stimulate my partner's prostate gland" (a bit longer explanation is called for there … ;-)

This site will not give you speeches about religious morality. We believe that whatever two (or more) consenting adults want to get up to together is just fine. We may not personally be excited by it all, but to each their own!

Your questions are completely anonymous. You're not required to give us any identifying information when you submit your question. In fact, we'd prefer you didn't. All we need to know is your and/or your partner's gender (since many sex acts tend to be anatomically limited), and what your question is. Mention anything else you feel is relevant, and we'll see what we can come up with by way of an answer.

Here's hoping you have fun with our little site … and maybe set your mind at rest about something you've been wondering, but simply Can't Ask Mom.